Academic/Intellectual/Liberal Elite Worldwide Games

Held in odd numbered years every 2 years. Why not every 4 years? Innovation, knowledge, and advancements in technology move fast.

A special ceremony will be held when the year of the games is a prime number.

The opening celebration will be a tip of the hat to the history of academics and the pursuit of knowledge. Native costumes? Nope. A parade of academic regalia from around the world. There will always be a special nod to the short-sleeved white dress shirt with a black pocket protector.

The flame that is fired up during the opening ceremonies will be in the shape of a Bunsen burner.

Katie Couric will NOT HOST! (Fuck she is annoying) Bob Costas of course is always welcome.

There will be a parade of nations that is required of the participants. However, they are welcome to march while reading a book or staring into an electronic device of their choice.

By mutual agreement there will be no children’s choirs or any group of children trying to tell the story of the host nation. None.

The delegates in the skybox will be the Nobel Prize winners from the year of the games. They may bring guests, but only other Nobel Prize winners.

Competition categories: Mathematics, Physics, Chemistry, Computer Science, Artificial Intelligence, Robotics, Biology, Genetics, Immunology, Molecular Biology, Parasitology, Virology, Epidemiology, Medicine/Surgery, English Literature, Musicology, Political Theory, Debate, Geology, Geography, Classics, Creative Writing, Gaming (video, RPG, and board) etc. Subcategories beneath each major category.

Instead of medals to the top 5 finishers….yes….top 5…..research grant funding will be awarded.

Sponsors: Apple, Google, Magic Leap, GE, Microsoft, Trojan condoms, Amazon, US Robotics, Cal Tech, MIT, Harvard, Princeton, KY Jelly, Yale, Brown, Johns Hopkins, Colorado School of Mines, Harvey Mudd College, University of Colorado, Dartmouth, SpaceX (Tesla, Solar City), Blue Origins, Sony gaming division, anything Atari can scrounge up. You get the idea.

A very basic framework………